HOW I'M GETTING MY WHATABURGER FUNDS

 ORDER OF OPERATIONS:

- i met Kanye West in Austin from contacting DJ Khaled.

- yeezy helps me get a whataburger contest by giving me the "friend" i needed all the while... the contest promised free food for a year.

- months later i go to a Del Valle airport and i'm given a free burger at a whataburger spot. i thank the manager and ask why i got the sandwich. i won something. the next day the manager speeds OFF with my contest money. before that a high school friend arrives to see what she could get from me. TRUTH! 

- obviously, the contest included millions IF a high school friend from Missouri City, TX showed up. i've been trying to get my winnings ever since.

~Andre

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